fine,great

literally paramore was right

about…?

i don’t pee in the bed but i’ll pee on ya head.. do two things in life i go pee and get bread..

life holds the gun i hold the sword

I hold my nuts

CinemaSins Voice: Ummm it’s clearly established a few seconds ago that the “tunnel” is painted on, so how did the Road Runner run through it as if it were real? *Ding*

Apparently gravity only works when you look down *ding*

Road Runners aren’t blue *ding*

can i order ass at mcdonalds

ass machine broke

dank memes is such a bad phrase like you know absolutely nothing funny is going to happen when you hear someone say that

speak for yourself

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

Y’all need a fucking hug

You have no fucking idea