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ELF GIRL

So, uh, first of all trigger warning. This is like, a terrifying experience and the reason why some senior pranks are just bad.

Today was the last day of school, y'know, cause fun. And I had one final, and then I stayed in the library and worked. I worked in there...for 3 hours straight. I didn't get to eat or drink anything other than a Coke and a doughnut, y'know, sugar central. At the very end of the day, this senior, who is an ex boyfriend of mine, who knows I can't handle highly concentrated sugar and caffeine, gave me caffeinated chocolate...without telling me it was caffeinated chocolate. The Librarian actually told me what it was. So I go home, I bounce off the walls for 30 minutes, and then I lay down in bed. I can't move. I can't even sit up in my bed. So I'm just watching youtube videos, talking to my boyfriend, and just kinda vibing out. Then I start hearing people walking up stairs, and I have no idea what it was, but it scared me so bad that my heart rate increased to the point that I passed out. Then I woke up at 9 pm (I went to sleep at like...4 something) just absolutely drenched in sweat.

"Parker, you make my life miserable." -Brandon

"Curtis, you are so damaging yet so detrimental to my life." - Brandon

"All the seniors this year look like dogs." - Me

"She gets mad at me for going to whatever lunch I want, I get mad at Kristen Wells for being pregnant all the time." -My friend Dylan

"Woman Opinion: Ignored." (I told him that he's just jealous of how pretty I am) - Gabriel

"I unironically love the Engineer, the murder I can relate to."

"It's because I'm jewish." -My friend Anna

"Parker, you are the least intimidating person I have ever met. You're literally 5'1", you're like a kitten. Or Kirby with a knife." -My boyfriend Riley

"Sex." (Describing an artwork that my friend made)

"Gabe you're making me genuinely sad." followed by "Goals"

"I just chose random answers and said 'Yeah, I have to get at least some of them right.' and moved on." - Me