remade @forestintheclouds !!

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

if i don’t do something dramatic to my appearance soon i’ll lose it

i like to get inspired and then not act on it and waste away in my bed

i wish real life had savestates

i agree. thank you, OP, for this great post.

i wish real life had savestates

we had an entire fairly odd parents episode on why this is a bad idea

wait which one was that?

Vicky ended up getting CosmoWatch and Timmy has Wanda become a watch that only works for him as Vicky and Timmy repeatedly mess up the timeline to fuck with each other, usually involving cats. Vicky ends up hit by a school bus.

nvm i take it back. great idea

i just rewatched (pun intended) the episode to see what happened, so yeah as long as it only works for me we good. should we redo this post?

yeah, good idea, sorry for interrupting

in this essay i won’t

fuck you for coming to my ted talk

me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn 

we were literally put on this earth to love and be loved

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

"How to find the right glasses for your face shape", oh, bullshit. You pick ones you think a hot scientist in a bad horror movie would wear and then you just go do whatever.

could really go for a steaming mug of homemade hot cocoa at an old new england lighthouse in the middle of a stormy night while i stare at the raging sea wistfully right about now 

but if i dont see immediate results for my efforts ill die

as pride month comes to a close, i want to give a shoutout to all the closeted people who stuck it through. it’s so hard to see everyone celebrating pride when you can’t say or do anything to show you’re pride. if you’re closeted, just know that you are loved🌈