Catboy!Cards

remember when you could bid for ad space on mspaintadventures.com and people would pay to plaster the most ridiculous ads or self-promos on there? i think if tumblr did that they'd be rich

I truly love how queer can mean "Eh I'm some flavour of Not-Cishet but I don't care to know the specifics beyond that" but also "I absolutely do know the specifics but we will be here all damn day if we get into it" and like. Everything in between. I think that's incredibly powerful of us tbh.

I watched “cinnamon roll” bloom, wither, and pass away, and I watched “tol” and “smol” bloom, wither, and pass away, and if it please God so too shall I see the demise of “blorbo.”

Tumblr is basically the flooded wwi shellhole we all come to huddle in. No one likes it but its better than standing in view of the snipers (twitter). Every once and a while someone gets a package from home and we all get a chunk of stale and slightly muddy sponge cake to nibble on.

i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it's all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares

imagine if you’re the parent of some super adorable tiny elementary school pony and she gets her cutie mark one day while listening to Insane Clown Posse on her horse ipad and u look and its a fucking hatchetman. and you realize your 10 year old child is destined to be a part of the dark carnival. 

imagine being The Virgin Mare-y and giving birth to Horse Jesus and then he gets a cutie mark when he’s a preteen and its a crucifix. and you’re like “should i be worried about this” 

Loving this glimpse of your world

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website