bella 🔪

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

i love my mutuals and followers in a way that the drunk girl in the bathroom loves everyone in line

people who don’t say please and thank you are ugly

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

Eartha Kitt's career is just so iconic because there's no way you don't know her even if you don't know you know her. You like Christmas music ok well she's Santa Baby. You like Disney animated movie ok well she's Yzma. You like Disney Channel original movie ok well she's Madame Zeroni. You like comic book ok well she is Cat Woman. She won.

You like making the racist wife of a war mongering president cry on national television? She did that

You like laughing at the very idea of needing a man? She's your role model.