The Non-Adventures Of Whatever

This is utterly fabulous!

Saying “Fuck it” actually motivates me more than “You can do this”.

Because saying “fuck it” includes the total acceptance of failure as the outcome, meanwhile “you can do this” focuses only on the hopes of a successful outcome and the lack of acknowledgement of the equally probable failure outcome induces a certain level of unspoken anxiety

power move: saying “that’s treason” every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you

You: ball pit ; me, an intellectual: clown’s nest.

How does a bot have the hottest takes I’ve ever fucking seen.

are you saying. theyre eggs

most dangerous places on earth: volcanoes 

why

Nowhere to grab a bite to eat

A mood

guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day

Ok but can someone make a Joker one 😂😂

this video emits so much positive energy

When the bard rolls a 20

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked

Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you

@urulokid

casual reminder that Lewis and Tolkein almost completely ended their friendship over Lewis having Santa make an appearance in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe because Tolkein hated it so fucking much.