fic where there's a baby on board for whatever fucking reason, and somebody hands the baby to izzy thinking he'll be bad with it in a harmless funny way and they can all have a lighthearted laugh at him and then take the baby back and he'll tell them to kiss his ass and it'll be one o' those good negging bonding experiences they like to have
and he is kind of bad with the baby. but there's this vibe to it, distinctly not laughable. and he won't give it back.



















