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@canadism
SO GUYS
Adam left Canadism. But fuck him. This hoe not only dumped me outta the blue but keeps messaging me over Twitter and is being a total douchebag. This religion is gonna make my ass RICH and he’ll be begging to come back. I’m the Canadist Main Bitch! I don’t need no leaf, or man, or whatever the fuck!
Boys are jerks
update im gay
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it’s been one slutty, slutty year since this religion was created
it's been over two slutty slutty years
it's been one slutty, slutty year since this religion was created
SO GUYS
Adam left Canadism. But fuck him. This hoe not only dumped me outta the blue but keeps messaging me over Twitter and is being a total douchebag. This religion is gonna make my ass RICH and he'll be begging to come back. I'm the Canadist Main Bitch! I don't need no leaf, or man, or whatever the fuck!
Boys are jerks
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Canadianism
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hello im an canadimoji an EH to be exact
Everyone:
all canadists are atheists. all atheists are not canadists....yet.....;)
HELLO EVERYBODY LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTU-I MEAN CANADISM! @canadism <---- follow this 🅱️
Look at this beautiful Floridian Swamp Cat and her adorable kittens.
That There is A Gator
No that’s a Floridian Swamp Cat
As a native Floridian, I can confirm that that is indeed a swamp cat.
@ladyzolstice Floridian Swamp Cats
Definitely not a Floridian Swamp Cat. Floridian Swamp Cats have a much broader snout and lack the ridges above the eyes. Also, a female would have to be double this size to be able to reproduce. This is a smaller cousin, the Central/South American Swamp Cat.
Florida Swamp Cats are indigenous to the Everglades and golf courses. That one is clearly on a walkway to an outlet mall, Denny’s or possibly a bingo hall, so definitely not a Florida Swamp Cat, which is seen here in its native habitat:
all of you are from Hell
I am here to say this isn’t us. Our twitter is TBD and will be out asap. Ty. ~ Journey
EDIT: follow us @therealcanadism on twitter and @canadism on instagram 🇨🇦❤️
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Canadist @rocketrandom66 stumbled upon cute Canadist doggo. Rate 12/10 vv good dog. All dogs go to Canada (Heaven) no matter what.
EVERYONE
Caleb Belkin may be God, but the holy spirit is Bob Ross.
🇨🇦THE RELIGION OF CANADISM
Shall you proceed? Yes, indeed!
Welcome to Canadism, the best gotdamn religion your Atheist ass will see…well, you’re not an Atheist anymore.
This religion was created by @atomproton and @cherryblossombandit on 5/17/2017, and is now finally getting it’s tumblr!
We believe that the world can be better if we become the main religion of planet Earth.
The main objective of this religion is to try to get to Canada. Canada is the “Heaven”, so to speak. You can’t go to Florida, though, that’s “Hell”.
Caleb Belkin is God and Donald Trump is Satan.
Canada (Heaven) is always a cool 69°F and is never too hot nor too cool. You can do whatever you want in Canada, and reach your wildest dreams and live the best afterlife. Lo-fi beats are always pumping and everyone is super calm and cool. Caleb Belkin (God) is chilling in a ripndip popup store when you reach Canada and you can cop some wicked Nermal swagger. Communist Government where everyone gets paid equally
Florida (Hell) is always 169°F or MORE, depending on Trump’s hatred. If he is really hatey today, it’s gonna be hot. When you get to Florida, Trump is chilling in a Banana hammock while jacking off Vladimir Putin with his left hand and sipping a martini with his right. Xxxtentacion is always blasting on full earrape mode and all you want to do when you’re there is commit suicide, but if you try you go right back. Capitalist Government. No one gets equal pay or treatment.
Canada and Florida are very real places and have real things. They lie above what we call Canada and Florida today.
Now the state of Alaska? That’s not real. at all.
Alaska isn’t real but a plot set up by the American overnment to hide the fact that Alaska is actually a floating chunk of land in the middle of the air, that we call “The Waiting Room” aka, puragtory. There, our decider (a chaotic neutral Bernie Sanders) looks through your records and sees where you fit in. If you’re neutral, you can be a rad as ghost or you can just pick.
Do you wanna go to Florida? No? We can help you to avoid that shithole:
Do’s: (do these n you’re Canada bound!) •Respect Women •Respect the LGBTQIA+ Community •Respect yo otdamn elders •Respect the disabled/diseased •LOVE DOGS AND CATS •ACTUALLY LOVE ALL ANIMALS
Don'ts: (do any of these and youre Florida ready!) •Do something that can majorly affect a country/a few countries or that can start a war •be a homophobe, racist, or a sexist. •do something really really illegal such as murder or r*pe •hurt animals (if it’s accidental you’ll be fine) •break a girl or guy’s heart and don’t fix it afterwards •disrespect people on the respect list a ton of times •you are a triggered feminist
Neutral: (If you these you might be a neutral and still have guaranteed access to either Canada or Florida) •disrespect anyone on the respect list 1 (one) time (and that 1 (one) time was accidental) •kill a bug •kill a person •sinned
Well, you know what to do now. Get your asses in gear, and pray to our lord Caleb Belkin that you get to Canada.
Remember: Alaska isn’t real. Canada is heaven.
oh sweet lord i’ve shown so many people this and this is the worst thing eveR THEY THINK ITS ABSOLUTE WORST THING EVER IS THIS A JOKE??? IM CRYING WTF EVEN IS THIS JSJSHDBAHAHHA
it's art, my dear.
HELLO EVERYBODY
spread the word about us!
Stay Woke, everyone! And welcome to Canadism!
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🇨🇦THE RELIGION OF CANADISM
Shall you proceed? Yes, indeed!
Welcome to Canadism, the best gotdamn religion your Atheist ass will see…well, you’re not an Atheist anymore.
This religion was created by @atomproton and @cherryblossombandit on 5/17/2017, and is now finally getting it’s tumblr!
We believe that the world can be better if we become the main religion of planet Earth.
The main objective of this religion is to try to get to Canada. Canada is the “Heaven”, so to speak. You can’t go to Florida, though, that’s “Hell”.
Caleb Belkin is God and Donald Trump is Satan.
Canada (Heaven) is always a cool 69°F and is never too hot nor too cool. You can do whatever you want in Canada, and reach your wildest dreams and live the best afterlife. Lo-fi beats are always pumping and everyone is super calm and cool. Caleb Belkin (God) is chilling in a ripndip popup store when you reach Canada and you can cop some wicked Nermal swagger. Communist Government where everyone gets paid equally
Florida (Hell) is always 169°F or MORE, depending on Trump’s hatred. If he is really hatey today, it’s gonna be hot. When you get to Florida, Trump is chilling in a Banana hammock while jacking off Vladimir Putin with his left hand and sipping a martini with his right. Xxxtentacion is always blasting on full earrape mode and all you want to do when you’re there is commit suicide, but if you try you go right back. Capitalist Government. No one gets equal pay or treatment.
Canada and Florida are very real places and have real things. They lie above what we call Canada and Florida today.
Now the state of Alaska? That’s not real. at all.
Alaska isn’t real but a plot set up by the American overnment to hide the fact that Alaska is actually a floating chunk of land in the middle of the air, that we call “The Waiting Room” aka, puragtory. There, our decider (a chaotic neutral Bernie Sanders) looks through your records and sees where you fit in. If you’re neutral, you can be a rad as ghost or you can just pick.
Do you wanna go to Florida? No? We can help you to avoid that shithole:
Do’s: (do these n you’re Canada bound!) •Respect Women •Respect the LGBTQIA+ Community •Respect yo otdamn elders •Respect the disabled/diseased •LOVE DOGS AND CATS •ACTUALLY LOVE ALL ANIMALS
Don'ts: (do any of these and youre Florida ready!) •Do something that can majorly affect a country/a few countries or that can start a war •be a homophobe, racist, or a sexist. •do something really really illegal such as murder or r*pe •hurt animals (if it’s accidental you’ll be fine) •break a girl or guy's heart and don’t fix it afterwards •disrespect people on the respect list a ton of times •you are a triggered feminist
Neutral: (If you these you might be a neutral and still have guaranteed access to either Canada or Florida) •disrespect anyone on the respect list 1 (one) time (and that 1 (one) time was accidental) •kill a bug •kill a person •sinned
Well, you know what to do now. Get your asses in gear, and pray to our lord Caleb Belkin that you get to Canada.
Remember: Alaska isn’t real. Canada is heaven.
