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I adore rick riordan but if anyone still has doubt on how he can have such big potholes in his stories, let me remind you that this man was originally going to title the Lightning Thief “The Son of Poseidon” and it was his middle school class that pointed out that if he named it that that the “mysterious and unknown identity” of Percy’s godly heritage would no longer be mysterious and unknown and rick was like “oh, yeah.” 

Me as a writer

h-hot dog water?

Her name was hot dog water because her father was a carnival owner and they were so poor she had to bath with the used hot dog water. Also she was murdered by Nazi robots under the command of a Hannibal lector bird Scooby Doo influenced by a cosmic embodiment of horror but then brought back to life when Scooby Doo killed it

Pretty sure right now Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated is available on both Netflix and Amazon Prime if you’re curious…

Just saying an apartment complex in Houston with 32 tenants is easily a $10 million dollar property. Eat the rich.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

More, please.

A typo walks into a bra

i’ve put on the first harry potter movie to keep me company while i draw, and can i just say: the way that harry+co immediately jump to suspecting snape of Nefarious Evildoings simply because he’s kind of a dick will never not be funny to me. they don’t even know he used to be a death eater at this point. they know literally NOTHING about him they’re just like “well he was mean to me in class the other day, so he’s probably a spy for voldemort” “yeah that seems legit. let’s set him on fire” 

Harry+co: the vibes on this man… disgusting…

Hermione: Vibe check *sets him on fire*

calvin hobbes wildin

Yall ever see a gay guy looking lost around some apartments and just KNOW that’s a queen on her way to her guts rearranged. Hope you secure the location sis!!

Remember when people acted all weird about that figure skating show?

The olympics

no the other one?

The Olympics 2

yeah thats it