Canadian at heart. Sloth at soul.

“You’re 18?? You look 12” FIRST OF ALL when I’m 40 looking like I’m 25 and you’re 40 looking like you’re 60 don’t EVEN come crying to me

props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. 

props to hums people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any stem essay because literally u just have to repeat stuff. but for a hums paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be new stuff from your brain. wack. 

#FINALLY the solidarity we need to defeat business majors

I think it would be very funny for like characters in a fantasy setting to walk into a pub and try to order and the bartender sighs and goes "species and age?" While pulling out a massive book holding the drinking age for every type of species capable of purchasing alcohol

*peels the sticker from my apple and attaches it to myself because I am in fact a little fruit*

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worst movie trope is when the weird girl gets a makeover. fuck you. fuck off. i hate you.

more movies where the weird girl befriends the popular girl and the popular girl gets a weird makeover

There are so many better possible uses of this image

then post them urself does it look like i have time to be the sole provider of this meme?

*misses fruits that are out of season*

Fruit (out of season)