Music & Memes

as far as I can tell the noldor went east until the found dwarves then went "ew stinky" and stopped

One thing I appreciate about the Criminal Minds writers (original series) is their commitment to always showing the BAU delivering the profile to the local PD even though we all know those cops ain't gonna figure out shit

who needs therapy when you have “listening to music at such a high volume that you keep getting headphone warnings”

they should make a body that isnt constantly in pain or sick or has health problems forever

not enough people understand that disability benefits are basically what it would look like if you turned "if you're too sick for school you're too sick for video games" into an official public policy

mastering ancient breathing techniques in the mountains of china to control my heart rate finely enough to jam out a sick tune on the hospital’s heart monitor

turn up the hammond organ! i can’t hear the fucking hammond organ!!!!

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

i think gandalf might be a comedic genius. half the things that come out of that fucking wizards mouth is a sarcastic rebuttal to something, and it doesn't even matter who he's talking to. that bitch will clock anyone tbh