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you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

if i was president of the internet i would require all binary people to write a 3 page gender studies essay before i can issue their license to call that nonbinary character a lesbian or refer to their ships as yuri. you gotta prove youre not just shoving them into the girl-lite box, chief. you gotta earn it. thems the rules.

"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say

I am trying to get out of the Illuminati open air reeducation camp on an early sentence by changing my tune on Charli Xcx music. I love her

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'