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who do i want to be? (2022)

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everymorning: i think im about to die. i think im going to die. im actually going to die. this is it. im going to die. im going to die immediately.

every single night: lock in. OK. Lock In. Change your Life. I love you. Lock in. This is going to be big. I’m going to change the world. Ready? I love you. Lock in. I have an idea. Lock in.

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i think one of the most important things you learn about making connections with others is that a significant portion of the time people just do not know theyre doing what theyre doing

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sometimes someone is acting selfish because they just didnt think you had any interest in what theyre hogging. sometimes you dont get invited to the movies because your friend could have sworn that you said no. sometimes you think someone is mad at you because theyre bad at hiding how little sleep they got. we are all like little worlds that briefly crash into one another from time to time and we just arent physically capable of seeing the whole picture at once in those moments. and learning that really changed everything!

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In my head, I call this "vase of flowers" thinking.

See, when I started driving, I would get irritated by people who drove Soooo Slowly... like, the ones who slow down to 10 MPH to take a turn kind of slow. And then one day I was taking a vase of flowers to an event, and even though I'd strapped it in carefully you can bet I was taking the turns extra carefully to keep it from tipping over, slowing way down, and... oh.

And, like, there are definitely unpleasant people in the world. There are definitely people who are toxic, or just don't care about other people, or have a pattern of hurtful behavior. But there are a lot of people who are just trying to deliver a vase of flowers.

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SLYTHERIN: “Always remember, indecision is decision – usually against you.” –Venita VanCaspel (The Power of Money Dynamics)

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GRYFFINDOR: “I’ll tell you what freedom is to me. No fear.” –Nina Simone

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“It’s exhausting, the energy it takes to unknow a truth.”

— Chuck Palahniuk, Doomed

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Oh good, now I have a cheat sheet for Uncensored Nate

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Pov: You’re a fairy that lives beneath the flowers

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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11. I got possessed

12. How's them apples?

13. That didn't happen (same vein as 'no one saw that'

14. 2nd times the charm

15. 3rd time's the charm

16. 4th time's the charm

17. 5th time's the cha

18. Yell FUCK really loudly and then leave. For the bit

19. Alternatively, say fuck really quietly and pathetically. For the bit

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20. Nailed It

21. Ya know, I've been thinking of becoming a (person who does whatever task you just failed at)

22. Hey, speaking of changing the subject

23. This is exactly like a dream I just had

24. It's as the prophecy foretold

25. Now that's just rude (spoken to whatever object isn't listening)

26. WOW [insert nearby person] I can't believe you just did that

27. Aannd Scene.

28. They're going to make statues of me

29. IM OKAY! (spoken very dramatically)

30. Okay is everyone watching this time? Okay? Im gonna do it again (best if you fail at it AGAIN)

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31. That was homophobic/racist/misogynistic/etc

32. God forbid a guy do anything

33. (Said best looking into the distance or down pathetically at the ground) The curse strikes again

34. A sad pathetic awoooo

35. Shake your fist at the sky as a threat to God or something

36. Nice

37. All according to keikaku

38. Bit sad innit? (In a bad British accent)

39. We'll at least I didn't die (funnier if it's something extremely harmless)

40. Similarly: At least I got out with all my limbs attached

absolutegibberishandnumbers

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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