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I don’t do revenge, but i can ignore your entire existence

“if women want equality then they should be drafted” what if — just hear me out — what if nobody should be drafted. not even *looks behind my shoulder* not even men.

I know it's an issue that boys are not taught emotional maturity amd women are expected to take care of them but please do not think that therefore it must be true that women ARE taught emotional maturity. Like please take a look at all of our mothers and tell me you honest to god believe that

do it scared do it weird do it alone. holy trinity

"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you

In the club yawning

people not being able to finish speaking because they’re laughing at their own joke. while telling it. that’s so endearing to me. and also sexy

if i am saying “drive safe” to you it is not a wish or command btw. i am casting a spell. Get fucking cushioned and shielded and protected idiot

Non nascondermi mai il tuo dolore, non è giusto che ridiamo insieme e poi piangiamo da soli

sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc

i don't have enough photos of you on my phone to make one your contact picture. we got the same tattoo completely by coincidence. why do you always get to be mario. i love the meals you cook. we live in different universes. you can stay at my house if you need. we have never been friends. you are more important to me than anyone on this earth

people not being able to finish speaking because they’re laughing at their own joke. while telling it. that’s so endearing to me. and also sexy

someone just not being able to continue talking because they’re dissolving into laughter…. Man .

i think some of you need to eat a slice of cheesecake and listen to ambient rain noises ten hours

Alcune persone le perdi non lasciandole andare