England: I'll give you money when bloody pigs fly.

Russia: okay.

*20 minutes later*

England, answering a call: hello?

America: uh, yeah, England? Russia just strapped me to a plane and I'm very high up please call help

England:

England: how much do you want

Disney: okay rick we let you make nico gay just make this book 'normal' you know

Rick: solangelo is canon

Disney: wait-

Rick: apollo is bi

Disney: hold on-

Rick: gods can have children in same-sex partnerships

Disney: rick we just said-

blanche: a team leader

someone: but what's your gender

blanche: team mystic

someone: no what's in your pants

Gerita fans: Remember how they literally spend every waking

second of their lives together?

Spamano fans: Remember how sad Romano got when Spain left to fight England?

Franada fans: Remember how France took in Canada even though nobody can see him?

FrUk fans: Remember that one film line that said they love each other? Sexually.

UsUk fans: Remember how sad England got when America fought for independance?

Ameripan fans: Remember when America stayed at Japan's house and suggested to bathe together, even though it's not Western culture to share baths

GiriPan fans: Remember how Greece always gets upset when Turkey tries to go near Japan?

TurGre fans: Remember when they were kids and all?

LietPol fans: Remember when Poland asked to see Liet's junk, and that other time when Liet stopped Prussia from executing Poland?

DenNor fans: Remember when Den fought Sweden under impossible circumstances just to look cool in front of Norway?

SuFin fans: Remember how they're married and adopted a kid?

PruHun fans: Remember when Prussia helped Hungary discover her true self?

AusHun fans: Remember how they literally spent years together fangasming over Chibitalia?

RoChu fans: Remember how Russia used to stalk China?

RoBel fans: Remember that time when Belarus cut down a door in order to get Russia to marry her? Oh wait.

HongIce fans: Fuck you. Fuck you all.

PruCan fans: YOU think you have it off bad??????