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Welcome to the Medical Department ♡

Do you have an injury or an inquiry?

Don't be shy, friends. I want to help

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cameron-hoffman

do you know of Novaetine?

Hm..? Yes. I have. He..is that little short one, yes? The one who loves.. benadryl?

dr-novaetine

I have several questions.

A. Why are people asking about me. B. Why do people think I’m short, 4’11 is not that short. C. I don’t love Benadryl, i only use it to get high.

cameron-hoffman

aww...you're practically the height of my son.

dr-novaetine

What is that supposed to mean. How tall is your son???

cameron-hoffman

If I recall, he is 4,6.

dr-novaetine

OH MY GOD IM NOT THAT SHORT 4’11 IS A PERFECTLY REASONABLE HEIGHT-

cameron-hoffman

For a grown man, no ♡

simoninthewater

"Leave him alone....he can't control his height...."

cameron-hoffman

I don't want to ♡♡

simoninthewater

"...Thats rather rude"

cameron-hoffman

:3

cameron-hoffman

do you know of Novaetine?

Hm..? Yes. I have. He..is that little short one, yes? The one who loves.. benadryl?

dr-novaetine

I have several questions.

A. Why are people asking about me. B. Why do people think I’m short, 4’11 is not that short. C. I don’t love Benadryl, i only use it to get high.

cameron-hoffman

aww...you're practically the height of my son.

dr-novaetine

What is that supposed to mean. How tall is your son???

cameron-hoffman

If I recall, he is 4,6.

dr-novaetine

OH MY GOD IM NOT THAT SHORT 4’11 IS A PERFECTLY REASONABLE HEIGHT-

cameron-hoffman

For a grown man, no ♡

simoninthewater

"Leave him alone....he can't control his height...."

cameron-hoffman

I don't want to ♡♡

cameron-hoffman

do you know of Novaetine?

Hm..? Yes. I have. He..is that little short one, yes? The one who loves.. benadryl?

dr-novaetine

I have several questions.

A. Why are people asking about me. B. Why do people think I’m short, 4’11 is not that short. C. I don’t love Benadryl, i only use it to get high.

cameron-hoffman

aww...you're practically the height of my son.

dr-novaetine

What is that supposed to mean. How tall is your son???

cameron-hoffman

If I recall, he is 4,6.

dr-novaetine

OH MY GOD IM NOT THAT SHORT 4’11 IS A PERFECTLY REASONABLE HEIGHT-

cameron-hoffman

For a grown man, no ♡

cameron-hoffman

do you know of Novaetine?

Hm..? Yes. I have. He..is that little short one, yes? The one who loves.. benadryl?

dr-novaetine

I have several questions.

A. Why are people asking about me. B. Why do people think I’m short, 4’11 is not that short. C. I don’t love Benadryl, i only use it to get high.

cameron-hoffman

aww...you're practically the height of my son.

dr-novaetine

What is that supposed to mean. How tall is your son???

cameron-hoffman

If I recall, he is 4,6.

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cameron-hoffman

do you know of Novaetine?

Hm..? Yes. I have. He..is that little short one, yes? The one who loves.. benadryl?

dr-novaetine

I have several questions.

A. Why are people asking about me. B. Why do people think I’m short, 4’11 is not that short. C. I don’t love Benadryl, i only use it to get high.

cameron-hoffman

aww...you're practically the height of my son.

#Hoffman dont mention your children challenge..GO!

do you know of Novaetine?

Hm..? Yes. I have. He..is that little short one, yes? The one who loves.. benadryl?

#the medical department #dr. hoffman responds #scp oc #scp fandom #send me asks

CHILDREN?

MULTIPLES??

oh? Yes.

I have a daughter and son.

#the medical department #dr. hoffman responds #scp oc #scp fandom #send me asks

When my children start listening to MC BUSHPIG, I will know they are mine ♡

#the medical department #scp oc #scp fandom #send me asks

simoninthewater

“I am in immense pain. Do you mind grabbing me some morphine- er.. asking another agent for some? Morphine is the only thing that’ll help. An aspirin wouldn’t do anything. I’m skewered constantly.”

— @ask-scp-1987

"S-shouldn't you be asking Dr. Hoffman for this.... I'm not allowed anywhere near the opioids... considering I distribute drugs...even as small as BENADRYL"

ask-scp-1987

“I- are you a drug dealer. ARE YOU SELLING METH?!”

(Also can I have that persons @ bc I will do th ask there)

cameron-hoffman

Hello! You needed morphine?

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dawg someone said they were gonna make out with Hoffman

#ooc post

cameron-hoffman

BENADRYL PARTY AT HOFFMAN'S

@dr-novaetine @simoninthewater

Allllright..?

simoninthewater

Dr Tarn smiles rather evily "good....YAY!"

dr-novaetine

Benadryl party I guess?

hat-shadowfigure

Hey guys just thought I'd stop by

simoninthewater

"I am going to make out with you. Novae, and Hoffman aggressively until one of you completes the cycle."

"EHEM....so who wants some Benny?"

cameron-hoffman

What??

#Ooc and in character reaction

LUNGS AND LIVERS AND BLADDERS AND HEARTS

YOU'LL ALWAYS SAVE A BUNDLE WHEN YOU BUY OUR GENECO PARTS

Spleens, intestines and spines and brains!

All at warehouse prices but our quality's the same!

Geneco!

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cameron-hoffman

Do you have ibuprofen.. I may need it.....

- @thenegotiatorevanesce

Yes I do have ibuprofen ♡

thenegotiatorevanesce

Let's all go the medical department to take ibuprofen together

cameron-hoffman

Hmm...I also have Benadryl, Advil, Tylenol..a couple others.

thenegotiatorevanesce

Mmmmm yummmyyy 🤤

cameron-hoffman

No, not yummy.

cameron-hoffman

BENADRYL PARTY AT HOFFMAN'S

@dr-novaetine @simoninthewater

Allllright..?

simoninthewater

Dr Tarn smiles rather evily "good....YAY!"

dr-novaetine

Benadryl party I guess?

cameron-hoffman

Right...

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BENADRYL PARTY AT HOFFMAN'S

@dr-novaetine @simoninthewater

Allllright..?

#the medical department #dr. hoffman responds #scp oc #scp fandom #send me asks