memento mori

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Sorry I commented "fag alert" on a picture of your newborn baby 🙄

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

I’m reblogging for the good luck of seeing a baby goat @leonardslee

Everything sucks I’m not taking any chances

When people are like Punk was ALWAYS leftist and cite Nazi Punks Fuck Off it's like. Well they had to write that cause there was Nazis. There was Nazis in the scene so they had to write the song

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment