Protector Of The Bisexuals

recently saw this screenshot in the wild and lost my mind because i knew it wasnt supposed to say girl. its ladykins. its get off the cross ladykins. i know this because ladykins is not something my brain could make up and i remember ladykins. and i was sincerely wondering if someone put in the work to censor ladykins for some inscrutable purposes but then i looked it up and

spiderman dances to the beat

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I beg to differ

Book Aziraphale might give bastard-ish vibes, he is still an angel, and he still cares about his (best)friend/unofficial husband

Best exemple I have right now is this moment in the book :

At some point Warlock gets a hold of a gun and Aziraphale's first reaction is to perform a last minute miracle to turns the gun into a harmless water gun

And the water hits Crowley. Warlock was aiming the gun at Crowley, who was distracted with looking for the hellhound.

And then Az is hit by a cream pie

He wasn't even paying attention to his own surroundings, because he had to make sure Crowley didn’t get discorporated FIRST