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nuclear families in the 2020s: he/they child whose parents are in a platonic marriage after being abandoned by the child's biological father whom they are both in love with

#lupin netflix #benjamin ferel #claire laurent #raoul diop

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Claire when she likes someone vs Sofia when she likes someone

#claire laurent #sofia belkacem #lupin netflix

#lupin netflix #assane diop #claire laurent #I'm punching him

enki2

Don't get married; just dress like this to go grocery shopping

idiosyncraticrednebula

The worst mistake the 19th and 20th centuries did was convince men that to look great is to be Gay™. That was enough to send male fashion straight to the gutter. A damn shame, really.

#assane would wear this

me any time I rewatch a Youssef scene: gay as hell to be a cop. why are you as a man so eager to put handcuffs on another man

#youssef guédira

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twinkhole-destroyer

you are my coworker and to some extent my victim

#assane & ben

why is she literally cute af

#ludivine sagnier #claire laurent #I actually listened to this podcast #it's another one of those where she's all “i'm just a modest quiet girl” but then says genuinely insane and revealing things about herself

if you think about it both Claire's AND Youssef's overarching storylines are about them trying to reconcile their societal roles (single mother, cop) with their truly insane levels of horniness for Assane, while also slipping further and further into transgression and not-so-secretly enjoying it

it's just that at the end of it all Claire gets her heart broken (again) while Youssef gets everything he could have asked for

#lupin netflix #claire laurent #youssef guédira #assane diop #SOMEONE on that writing team was an assane/youssef shipper

Part 4 comes out in exactly 100 days

#yeah

electionsmistertumbler

Les résultats sont là : Obélix est officiellement* notre Mister Tumblr !

(*Je sais que ce résultat est sujet à controverse du fait de la nette influence des tumblrinas non-francophones sur ce dernier vote, mais à moins que vous n'insistiez, je n'ai pas l'intention de faire un rematch)

Merci encore pour votre participation, la propagande, les fanarts, les memes et votre patience avec mon organisation parfois douteuse <33 Je vous dis peut-être à bientôt pour une prochaine édition, et d'ici là, si vous voulez encore des tournois francophones, rappel que le @tournoi-des-femmes-de-vos-vies est toujours en cours, et que le @tournoi-persos-non-binaires-fr prends encore les candidatures !

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#OBELIX

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reactions to the World Cup

Assane: okay I know it seems out of character but I really care about this and if we get eliminated I might kill myself

Ben: ah yes that time every four years when Assane goes even more insane than usual

Claire: look at how multiethnic our team is 😍😍

Hubert: look at how multiethnic our team is 😡😡

Youssef: Assane Diop > Mbappé tbh

Sofia: if we win there'll be crime. if we lose there'll be crime. fuck my life

Raoul: who even cares, I like basketball better anyway

Bruno: NOBODY JINX IT. NOBODY FUCKING JINX IT

Juliette: omg I love Cristiano Ronaldo??

Fleur: *typing thinkpiece about how football is a legacy of colonialism*

#lupin netflix #assane diop #benjamin ferel #claire laurent #youssef guédira #hubert pellegrini #sofia belkacem #raoul diop #bruno #juliette pellegrini #fleur belanger

Youssef: in terms of hot criminals in France where do you think Assane Diop ranks all time

Sofia: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN

#youssef guédira #sofia belkacem #idk what this is but it made me laugh #youssef would 100% be into powerscaling

France playing both Senegal and Morocco in the world cup? What is this, a Lupin (2021-present) reference?

#lupin netflix

7bitter

is it possible to fix my life but still be weird abt books tv film & music forever? i will attempt it

#assane diop

cambrioleur

allow me to introduce you to Lupin (2021-present)

cambrioleur

#and he did

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allow me to introduce you to Lupin (2021-present)

#lupin netflix #assane diop #assane is like the human embodiment of that “one thing about me is i'm the leaver. i will leave” meme #emotionally neglects his wife but expects her to be his mom-replacement #emotionally neglects his boyfriend and apologizes with a steak #does HOMOEROTIC SIDEQUESTS with a COP #he's such a mess sometimes lmao

me irl

#lupin netflix #assane diop #youssef guédira

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