quelle catastrophe

I wish my nose was a little heart like a carebear

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

Sometimes I feel like I’m only meant for myself

emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

“mood” is basically the equivalent of “amen”

and now I am picturing an entire congregation solemnly intoning “big mood”

this is a very fifth eye open galaxy brain mood

60 weeks of DBT group in one tweet

ABBA goes so hard in so many different ways like they really have a song for every situation.. breaking up? getting married? defeating the french? Finding out you have not one but three possible fathers??? Really they covered everything

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows

so cute I’m crying

“are you ok?” lol fuck no

oh god this is too much of a mood

The most noble thing I have ever seen