Flower Crowns and Flannels

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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One of my dear friends is a tattoo artist (and his wife is heavily inked), and their child asked “How old will I be when the pictures start to appear?”

oh jesus that’s adorable.

That would be an awesome plot device for a story.

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just met my roommate and she informed me that we live on the same floor as the entire girl’s rowing team. i cant believe im about to enter a fanfic university au and my beefy butch girlfriend who can benchpress me is just one fateful laundry day away

are you a mountain or beach person? coffee or tea? smoothies or milkshakes? vanilla or chocolate? sun or moon? traveler or homebody? sunset or sunrise? mermaid or fairy? sunny days or rainy days? watercolor or acrylic?  

You come to the realization that the tall metal fences surrounding the orphanage aren’t made to keep the children safe from the public, but to keep the public safe from what’s inside.

thunderstorms or fireworks? heroes or villains? gryffindor, ravenclaw, hufflepuff or slytherin? scary stories by the fire or reminiscing by the ocean? gilmore girls, parks and rec or friends? dreamer or realist? read the book before the movie or after?

#get with the program the new humor is benevolent surrealism (x)

I always wanted to know what to call it.

i hate when the teacher’s like “write about a bad time in your life” like i ain’t tryna get a social worker up my ass, thanks tho fam

HEY yall ever do that thing where u try to pull up a blanket, but u lose ur grip and just punch urself in the face? joseph christiansen does that every single night

“Your art isn’t valued by the number of notes you get” okay but. If you spent 6 hours baking a cake for a party, but no one at the party eats your cake, it’s still disappointing.

This articulates something about the different between value and validation that I didn’t previously register on a conscious level.

I love how the first thing I do after not being home for two days is eat a hot pocket