no thots, head empty

dude the cops are outside we're gonna have to flush the pee

Last night was a tubi original

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

Does anyone want to get matching tattoos and immediately have an unsalvageable falling out

movies need to start using lower quality cameras. everything feels too real which makes it feel fake which stops it from feeling real

new saw movie that’s just john on a therapist’s couch recapping his latest traps, bitterly reflecting on his own legacy and whether his pursuit to make people value what they have is ironically making him lose focus on what he has in his relationship with amanda. and then the therapist says, “uh you know doctor-patient confidentiality doesn’t apply if you’re thinking about hurting someone else, right?” and he has to very quickly throw together a trap for the therapist to cover his own ass.

everyone’s asking who is jigsaw, but nobody’s asking HOW is jigsaw. and also nobody’s asking where john kramer’s therapist went.

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style