Huh?

What the fuck am I looking at here?

How is this so visually unintelligible?

dug up this explanation from the notes because it was driving me insane

The one time the answer to “am I having a fucking stroke” was “yeah kinda”

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

if you’re not vaccinated you should NOT be allowed to travel. period.

it doesn’t make sense people are reintroducing countries to illnesses they haven’t experienced in years just because some affluent soccer moms think their stupid ass kid is gonna be the next einstein bc he’s never gotten a measles shot

“But it’s my body!!!!” Yeah, and it can sit in quarantine as long as you like Karen, you walking smallpox blanket

when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

I’ve never related to anything more in my life

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

This is uncomfortably accurate

i feel so called out rn

yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

thanks for highlighting an important detail of what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

I refuse to believe this isn’t actually Rocket

“talented mom” is either an incredibly talented practical effects designer or a furry with a lot of free time.

tumblr “a massive porn botnet has visibly propagated itself across nearly every post with over 1,000 notes for the past four weeks on a site whose tos allows 13 year olds to use it and its moderators are either powerless to do anything about it or simply don’t care” dot com

wаnnа fuск hеr? DO IT!

WHY CAN’T THIS BE A THING WORLDWIDE

And then you read the whole thing in his voice.

anyone here a fool?? anyone here stupid??