always amused by the idea of immortal characters who are older than they look but not by a crazy inhuman amount. like a vampire who got turned at 20 but is currently only 56 or something. people start asking about historical events and theyre like sorry man i dont know anything more interesting than your parents. dating scene is starting to get awkward. worst of both worlds all around.

went to the vampire council meeting and the fledglings thought i was weird and cringe because i dont understand 67 memes but the elders wont hang out with me because i don't remember the civil war. they said come back when you lose all sense of time and perspective. fml.

This counts as a spell

Placeable AOE effect

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

trans women make this place better

not just the website but da world!

Nine Inch Nails, "Closer" feat. Boys Noize