i know exactly who i am i dont eat i dont sleep im an angel im a public danger im losing my goddamn mind

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i know exactly who i am i dont eat i dont sleep im an angel im a public danger im losing my goddamn mind

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must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason
when i was a little tween it used to annoy me in fiction when every single supernatural creature knew about each other despite living in completely different societies, even realms, from each other. i was like, okay, well, why do vampire needs to know about fairies any more than humans do? why do they talk to each other? wouldn't fairies just think of vampires as sorta messed up humans anyway?
(i'm not saying i stand by this. but these were my feelings)
so anyway i had this vampire character, nell, who was very much the imaginings of an edgy 11 year old in neopets roleplays in 2002.
she was deeply obsessed with her human brother, who wanted nothing to do with her.
he was dating a guy who happened to be a werewolf, but he didn't know that.
so nell showed up one night to bother them both like "here i am. nathan's vampire sister."
and nathan's werewolf boyfriend, who did not know vampires existed, went back to his pack like, "you guys are NEVER gonna believe this."
which 24 years later, yeah i do think i still funny.
meanwhile the leap seems more obvious to a human. i think if we got definitive proof that werewolves existed, we'd be prepared as a society, even expecting, vampires or whatever else to follow.
so when nathan found out his boyfriend was a werewolf he was like "okay that's. fine. i guess?" and his boyfriend was like, "you're being extremely blasé about this." nathan said, "my sister is a vampire, man." and his boyfriend was like, "okay, I don't see how that has anything to do with me?"
writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier
do people know that Shakespeare concordance exists? It’s basically an index to Shakespeare where you can look up a word that is relevant to your fic, find a Shakespeare phrase you like and bam! fic title
there is also an Emily Dickinson concordance if that’s more your speed
they can 't let me have babies bc unironically i think "Whimsy" would be a really cute name. i might really name my human children like they're pet hamsters or perhaps fish
i'd also pay for their name changes when they're teens if they so desired. but i fear knowing that might only embolden me further...

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I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.
I have used the below panels of Tim telling Bruce that he's not the boss of him many times to show that Tim knows what he's saying when he says something very direct, but I guess I'd want to add, I think Tim saying to Bruce, "Look, you're upset about something else, and I'm not going to entertain these concerns that are not premised in what is actually happening between us right now," is a kind of direct communication that Bruce would appreciate.
Batman #126
Here is a snarky Carlos sketch as an apology for being gone so long,, hopefully I can come back to shit posting soon
I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"
One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"
Then they spit roast me
I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario
he was definitely not old enough to buy alcohol here either

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in one of the funniest Dick Grayson bits ever written, he has to hold still for a few hours (injury) and immediately gets obsessed with America's Most Wanted
unrelated: gay-ass art on Barbara's walls 👀
from Nightwing #86 (2003)
“Your vulnerability inspires sadism.”
— Henry Miller, from a letter to Anaïs Nin featured in A Literate Passion: Letters Of Anaïs Nin & Henry Miller (1932 - 1953)
mandalorian helmets should have little hooks so the owner could attach charms to it like its an old phone case
the most dangerous bounty hunter in the galaxy shows up to kill u and hide your body except he looks like this. do u see the vision
Amy Allen (Aayla Secura), Orli Shoshan (Shaak Ti), Mary Oyaya (Luminara Unduli) and Nalini Krishan (Barriss Offee) behind the scenes
Image description: it's a drawing of Aayla Secura and Quinlan Vos when they were a young teacher and student. They're in the middle of a jungle. They are stuck in the middle of a pond, there's a giant white fin swimming in front of them. Aayla has climbed up on Quinlan for safety while he holds her close. The sides of their faces are pressed together, they look scared. The colors used are mainly shades of green, yellow and brown for Quinlan and blue for Aayla with lots of black for the darkened areas. End of description.

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Obi-Wan: is this really the most effective seating arrangement?
Cody: just drive, Jedi boy
Obi-Wan: Jedi boy?!?
Cody: Sorry. Jedi boy, sir
Obi-wan: …
(twst ⚗️ ) need to know how many boys hes kissed ☝️