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messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.
avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something
trying to explain to people that the cursed amulet and i have genuinely bonded. we are PALS now. "the fact you don't want to take it off is proof it's controlling you" i want to keep wearing it bc im enjoying hanging out with my buddy. not everything is nefarious. we're doing girl time
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Bought this book, devoured it in three hours, and loved it a lot.
So cool to see all the Alice in Wonderland elements reimagined with West African influences, and even the original plotlines added to it really felt so touching. Definitely my favorite Alice in Wonderland-inspired book to date.
time travel AU where r2d2 is the one who goes back to the clone wars but not in the standard ‘same body new memories’ way. now there’s just two r2s running around the galaxy: one trying to kill the chancellor and another that could be easily convinced to kill the chancellor. their meeting wouldn’t have any time travel ramifications besides doubling the number of r2 units trying to kill the palpatine. this efficiently doubles as c3po’s personal hell.
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The first time, she says "To me," and the mirror dutifully shows her her reflection. And she is pleased.
The second time, she says "To the King," and she is pleased to see herself once more.
The third time, she says "To the Royal Advisor," and is once more satisfied to see herself.
The fourth time, she says "To the scribe who takes the King's letters." She is shown the man's wife. And she seethes, but quiets herself, for it is only right that a man loves his wife.
The fifth time, she says "To the Court Wizard," and is shown the man's departed mother as he remembers her from his youth, radiant and smiling and warm and larger than life.
The tenth time, she says "To the Stable Master," and is shown the fastest horse in the stable, majestic and free as the wind even in captivity
"To the baker," she is shown the man's daughter, young and adorable and full of joy and laughter.
"To the artist who did my portrait," she is shown a painting of a woman done by the man's teacher, who he still looks up to now that he is well established himself.
"To the Royal Knight," she is surprised but not displeased to see the castle's entire guard force in the middle of doing drills.
The one hundredth time she asks the mirror, and it asks her "to whom?" she once again says, "To me." And she does the same the one hundred and second, and again and again and again.
It is a different person each time, and they are all beautiful.
one of my favorite things about interacting with older star wars fans, particularly those who were interested in star wars before the prequels, is hearing what they thought the clone wars were. because until attack of the clones, there was very little info about the clone wars. all we know is that Obi-Wan fought in them along with Luke's father, that Luke was somewhat surprised to hear about Obi-Wan fighting in the clone wars (indicating that they were well known and somewhat recent), and that Obi-Wan helped Bail Organa (who I don't think was even named and Leah just called "my father").
because there was next to zero info about the clone wars, people went wild with their theories. one theory was that the clones were on the bad side and that Obi-Wan fought against the clones (which we know to be wrong in both ways, as Obi-Wan fought alongside the clones, and there was no good or bad side as both sides were being controlled and manipulated by Palpatine). but my favorite is the theory that Obi-Wan was himself a clone designated with the code OB1. which is honestly just hilarious to imagine. just a bunch of Ewan McGregors running around in clone armor swinging lightsabers and shit on the battlefield.
but uh, anyway. if you were a star wars fan before the prequels, please tell me what you thought the clone wars were. or if you weren't a fan before the prequels, but have a funny idea of what the clone wars could have been, let me know that too.
#also interesting to consider that there were 25 years worth of star wars EU authors who didn't know what the clone wars were supposed to be#like a huge part of the thrawn trilogy relies on a clone war that is nothing like the actual stories that were made later#and they had to retcon that there were other little clone wars off to the side#where the bad guys called 'clone masters' waged war on the republic#ALSO speaking of things the clone wars could have been#theres this wild line in attack of the clones when obi wan arrives on kamino#and the prime minister says 'yes a clone army. one of the finest we've ever created'#which pretty strongly implies that they've made other clone armies in the past#its never elaborated on but i always kind of wondered if this was sort of lucas throwing a bone to those old legends stories#like maybe there were clone armies being used in the far edges of the outer rim#tipping the balance of power in the corners of the galaxy towards one warlord or another @curvedlightsabers
Yeah, this. There's lots of stuff about clones/the Clone Wars in Legends that doesn't fit with the prequels. The EU writers didn't know! Lucas simply did not tell them!
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the direct-to-tumblr sequel to Ambiguously Bisexual Flirting Time.
"Hey, Evie?"
It's one in the morning.
Icy fingers ghost over Evie's exposed hand. It's already the end of September, but Auradon is so warm compared to the Isle that she'd dared to sleep without gloves on.
"Eves?"
She pulls her hands in tighter. She's asleep. She's sound asleep and she's just dreaming about being woken up.
"I know you're up. How d'you know when someone's flirting?"
Oh. Well, if there's gossip to be had, she could wake up just a little bit.
"Hmmmm?" Evie mumbles. She'll wake up, really. It's just that her eyes feel so nice and comfortable closed like this, and it seems terribly unladylike to pry them open while they're resting so sweetly.
The icy fingers are back, and this time they're jabbing at the gaps in between her curlers.
"Evieeeee," Carlos whines. "Wake up. Mal's in my bed, so I neeeeeed you to get up and let me in yours."
Evie yawns, and is rewarded with some dirty fingers in her mouth.
She bites down.
"OW!"
"Serves you right," she yawns. "Try that again and I'll bite them off. Who are you flirting with?"
"Nobody."
"Mhm. Liar."
"Well, yeah. Can I get in with you?"
Evie rolls over to release the corner of her covers, and is immediately rewarded with a bundle of bony knees and elbows crawling under her blanket.
"We'll be in trouble if we're caught," she whispers, opening her arms so that Carlos can pillow his head in the gap. They know how to sleep together. It's different now, with a full size mattress to cuddle on and a dorm room that's all their own, but their bodies still fit together just the same. "You'll get a lecture about my wanton ways. How I'm leading you on a path of sin and wickedness. You'll have to resist my feminine wiles."
"I don't like girls."
Evie giggles. "I know. Your head is in my tits."
"Tits are nice," Carlos says softly, speaking mostly to her right breast. "I'm gay, not blind. I know you're pretty."
Evie pats at his head until he lays it all the way down. Cuddling is a lot nicer now that he doesn't smell like an ashtray all the time. Showers and a school-wide ban on cigarettes have done wonders for his overall hygiene. Also, the barrier between him and his mother. She still doesn't know if he actually smoked, or if the smell was just a consequence of living in Hell Hall. "But you don't know when somebody's flirting with you?"
"Don't make fun of meeee..."
"You're the one who brought it up. Who do you want to flirt with?"
"No one. It's dumb. I don't wanna talk about it anymore."
"Baby."
"You're so mean," Carlos grumbles. "Just 'cause I'm the youngest. You all think I'm a kid."
This boy, honestly. Evie strokes her hands through his hair until it's mostly out of her mouth. "I'm not insulting you. It's a pet name. Tell me all your flirting woes, baby."
Carlos sighs.
"....if a guy takes you out in the woods and uh, calls you a good boy, that's flirting, right?"
THIS.
BOY.
Evie squeezes him in tight so he can't run away. She's the expert on feelings, and she knows that Carlos prefers to avoid his until there's no other choice. She's great at holding on to her crew and forcing them to confront their feelings. She's done it for Mal too, when they were trying to figure out how to navigate her breakup with a minimum of bloodshed. She's great at this part.
"Well, in a totally theoretical sense, assuming this didn't actually happen, and it's just an if it were going to happen, yes. That would be flirting."
His head thumps down on her shoulder. "Great. Cool. Fabulous."
She already knows, but the first rule of gossip is to never reveal what you know, so she asks anyway. "Who was it?"
"I don't wanna talk about it?" Carlos says, but his voice tips up at the end, all wobbly. They don't talk about feelings, but this is him asking for her to pry. The waver is an opening in the oyster shell around his heart, and oh, Evie's got a knife.
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