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“I’m a profit? Nah, I’m a entrepreneur!!”

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Have a safe and realistically happy new year!

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Mientras tanto en un proceso de selección de Podemos…

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H…how does it know?

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I really love this and I know exactly why but I can’t explain it.

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Because it’s just another indication that we, as Human Beings, are one.

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It’s also just like… a very human thing to do, to measure everyone’s heights in a way that makes it so significant

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new problems

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[ID:

A four-panel diary comic featuring a purple crow.

Panel 1: The crow says, “Oh man…”

Panel 2: “I know what I’m talking to my therapist about next week,” the crow says.

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Pokemon Inspired Cakes made by Josué Luciano

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Just in case anyone else was curious.

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This is kind of horrifying

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holy shit

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fucking destroyed

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looks like we have a new king

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get a load of this

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Love him... love mr. cool...

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bulbasaur macarons from @maaco414

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Those loony Christian signs listing all the types of sinners who will go to Hell (ABORTIONISTS SATANISTS GAMBLERS FORNICATORS) always make me feel bad because I know I’d fall under a lot more categories if I just got out more. It’s introvert shaming, that’s what it is.

akumeoy

horror is when a fucked up guy looks at you. comedy is when you look at a fucked up guy.

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what if we’re both fucked up and we look at each other?

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gay romance

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I went to high school with a girl who said we should check the other planets for the dinasours because when the meteor hit they probably got catapulted away :(

and how can you be sure she’s wrong

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me watchng how its made

there b some specific ass machines in this world

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when your headphones break and there is only sound from one side

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“Snoopy, come home”, 1972.

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