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strokin’ my .380 for a real fuckin’ homicide

#one of those inanimate objects that feel like a character in the movie #I was sadder to say goodbye to her than Benson was in my fic lmao #but that just tracks #I know a lot of people like the car but #Benson clearly does not treasure it #stockroom syndrome

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poppyseedxoxo

#bye summertime #see you next year

toothflowers

YIPPEE WAHOO EYETEST IMAGERY

#I love these #part of me wants a little eye test tattoo lol

wolfertinger666

i want unnecessary sex scenes to happen to me

#right

deaths-praises

Beth Ditto, The Gossip

#I am listening to anything you say ma'am

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thegirlwithaclockheart

#I hate straights too Benson go for it #stockroom syndrome

hizeman

Didnt get his joke but man doesnt their old man friendship just warm ur cold cynical heart ♥️

#I don't know what he's talking about either but Jay and Rich do and that's all that matters #headed for a break! down!

existennialmemes

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

existennialmemes

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

#it's a good feeling knowing I've been right since I was thirteen lmao

emziess

Robin & Steve Stranger Things, Season 3

#oh I love these!!#beautifully done #Stranger Things

racketghost

every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

racketghost

[tags via : @heavenly-havoc]

#glad I made it tbh

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twinkprison

emotionally attached to this asshole’s curl

#I have one of those #I tug on it a lot #my wife has a love-hate relationship with it lmao #stockroom syndrome

jaybaumansbuzzcut

i m a g i n e . . .

you are dressed as a klingon and your thicc cutie boytoy makes and serves you spaghettios

#''GO GET IT JAY''#''........he's.... going??''#never forget but also never forgive #headed for a break! down!

junewild

incredible innovations on the beverage front

#may I have one of each

shisasan

July 19, 1920 Letters to Milena by Franz Kafka First published : 1952

#Kendra

frankenmouse

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

#war flashbacks to working reception during the pandemic and nobody reading ANY of the 600 signs I put at the entrance #I don't understand why someone would not read words on a door before entering it #all 600 signs said the same three things by the way #there were 600 of them because no one read them I had to put them literally everywhere and still no one read them #I literally had a sign taped to the door handle that said ''DID YOU READ THE SIGNS?''#the answer was typically no #they did not care #sighs forever #I'll never be over it sorry

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I can't draw and I'm temporarily unemployed so when I have writer's block I do things like this.

#The Passenger #The Passenger 2023 #ranson #stockroom syndrome #it fascinates me how many people on Letterboxd don't seem capable of understanding subtextual story or queer coding #you'd think some of these reviewers invented queerness themselves #''how did not one person make this gay'' is my favourite like the gall of you lmao #anyway tag yourself I'm none of them because I can hold my focus for 90 minutes and watch a movie

rudeteens

If I had a space ship I would make having sex against the rules on my spaceship to make the sex we have on my spaceship even hotter on my space ship

#now we're talkin'#pretty sure this happens on #Star Trek

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