I am no mother. I am no bride. I am King.

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stop romanticizing your problems. start sexualizing them instead convince yourself you are into every bad thing you experience

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

i’ve been so well-behaved i deserve to light things on fire now