Shhhh

yeah alright, who wants my naruto/pacific rim fic???

i believe when i wake up in hell generation 2-4 wild surfing encounter tentacool will be waiting for me

Pokemon Heritage Post

When I was a kid I thought Master Chief was gender fluid bc I didn't understand who Cortana was so anytime she talked I just thought it was chief being a girl for that sentence

Master Chief is a system

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

gerard after venom being like “I just worked some shit out did you work some shit out??” girl I have it on good authority that a significant percentage of that crowd is going to leave that stadium with at minimum new pronouns so yeah you could say that