Dre

Apollo: “So... your what? My kid’s kid? But how is that possible?”

Ashton: “Gee, i don’t know. I thought you were supposed to be smart.”

Apollo: “Are you insulting me?”

Ashton: “What? Me? Never.”

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Hades: “Hm... you are strange.”

Ashton: “Why thank you my lord and savior hades.”

Hades: “I... do not understand.”

Ashton: “I don’t know why I brought you here with me”

Cameron: Oh, woe is me. I am laying in a ditch, please let me die and wallow in my own self-loathing—

Frank: *walks by*

Violet: I like to read, but I also like to wallow in my grief because I lost someone I loved.

Cyrus: You mess with my beloved twin, you get sucker-punched in the face. And that's that.

Tahki: I hate it when people just approach me because they want me to date them. I need to know them first.

Enrique: Oh c'mon. I didn't drink that much last night!

Harry: You were flirting with Andromeda—who looked absolutely irritated by the way.

Enrique: So what? She's my girlfriend!

Harry: You asked her if she was single...

Enrique: *gasps*

Andromeda: What is it now?

Enrique: You do know that one day I'll die right?

Andromeda: No shit. And wanna know what will be your cause of death?

Enrique: No... what?

Andromeda: