A Bit Of A Nerd In General

The hardest part about writing gtn fanfic is coming up with new, never-before-seen, mock-reverential titles for Gideon to call Harrow. Girl's already chewed through the whole thesaurus in canon.

pajamedes and camimimi…

rereading gtn and it's so funny that harrow claims not to think about gideon only to be immediately disproven by revealing that she spent a full night planting bones under the landing field to make sure gideon can't leave

god i love it when gay people are in evil toxic codependent love with each other

god wishes you were his daughter. but you’re in a toxic yuri situationship with god’s actual daughter. and you have the hots for this bitch he considers his ex who never truly reciprocated his feelings. and that bitch was secretly in love with your great great great (x100) grandma. who was besties with god.

love that in Harrow The Ninth it’s an important detail that someone makes a jack off hand gesture and Harrow immediately gets a headache

harrowhark nonagesimus is the character of all time. she weighs 6 stone soaking wet. she doesn’t sleep. she’s 200 dead babies. she puppets her dead mum and dad. she’s a nun. she’s in love with a frozen corpse. she gets a headache when people talk about sex. she wants to die. her bodyguard is in love with her. her weird colleague is in love with her. she gave herself a lobotomy. she’s being piloted by the soul of the planet earth. she loves bones. she wants to live. she makes soup. she watched god have a threesome. she looks like a ferret. this is all canon