CallMeBrando

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

damn bitch get it together

Good for them fuck shit up ladies

Any girls wanna get corrupted together and then have hot gay sex maybe?

Yu-Gi-Oh! Heritage Post

they should invent a day that does not exhaust me and suck the life out of me

HEY

“lets ban straws to save the environment” babe, if you want to save the environment, go blow up a millionaire. that would have more of an affect on the environment than banning goddamn straws and kill less people <3

I think I’m gonna become a big slut when I move to Portland

A lot of you guys are honestly super nice and I just want to say thank you for living in my phone and being lovely :)

#the way he only says the name of the ingredient with each step is the polar opposite of those recipe sites with like a 27 paragraph intro