Chelitas Before Morritas

@ladyyatexel sorry if you've been tagged in this before

No apologies needed, it is, in fact, fucking sick

I have almost definitely said it before but by god I will say it again: the funniest possible way to do the whole “fake marriage” trope would be like two people getting married so they can invoke the spousal privilege that lets them refuse to testify against one another in court. a couple of mobsters sweating bullets in a vegas wedding chapel so they aren’t compelled to rat on each other when the next heist inevitably goes sour

*me in the most pain ever* i'm trying to relax

the feminine urge to bite

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