Umm...Hello

Instagram is depressing. I prefer tumblr where everyone is upfront about their misery and constant desire to die

Why is my movie I’m illegally watching online buffering so much? This is not what I didn’t pay for.

this one is never not funny

Legends only

Reblog for wholesome good luck

*opens the dishwasher* SNOWMAN IN THE FRIDGE!!

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

Great! How do I uninstall it?

This why it take 9 years at the drive thru.

Jesus

Nooo not the red one

Power rangers wild force

the important questions

FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES

This like them paint mixing videos…but with dangerously hot metals

Okay but this is obviously glass???

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

I know where we’re going guys

id be the top scarer at monsters inc because id just scream into my own canisters and bypass the kids entirely