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@calknowshowtoparty
Hello world
It’s Cal, or Kassidy If you will, and this is my least used blog despite being my main one. I’m usually on gimmick accounts because I have the most fun when I’m escaping reality. This is mostly an out of character blog so I can post whatever and not break character. I want my stuff to be immersive after all. I’m 18 btw I forgot to add this sorry 18+ blogs
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they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of
roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that
the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people
Long distance relationships are scary I romanticize mine by pretending i’m a very lovestruck young soldier who has been drafted far off and cannot return to my girlfriend so i write her back and forth letters instead to show her I still love her
This works because they are also trying to kill me in America
The start of an oceanic Dark World adventure!
Happy Mermay 2026! A bit late, but I managed to finish and upload before the end of the month!
Am also working on a version with some dialogue, but that might take a few days to come out. Will try to finish it before the end of May, though!
Made using Aseprite.
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top 5 horror movies
-having a job
-not having a job
-applying for jobs
-the job market
-the concept of working my whole life
Is my most popular post really gonna be the one where i’m sad oh my god
its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"
My mom dropped the “oh yeah you were born with ambiguous genitalia (intersex) but it’s ok because the doctors fixed you” bomb yesterday and i’ve been so in shock. No wonder my puberty was so strange. Why would you hide something like this from me
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everyone in a "queer space" the moment a trans woman says anything
I’m being beat up on Pinterest by a 9 year old girl for a nothingburger thing i said when I was 15 god help us all
Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.
Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.
No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.
He didn't do it.
The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.
Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?
From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.
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