E L L I P S E S are a way of L I F E

Always reblog Hope Corgi.

One of DC’s shining moments

cranky because you haven’t had any prophetic dreams to aid you on your quest aren’t you

Wait. *does some research* They checked me for tinnitus SO MANY TIMES. I could tell them when the class next door was watching TV. Or that there was something weird about the electronics in the room (that often would break the next day or so but nobody ELSE put that together). The high pitched noise bothered me so I complained a lot. And they test me for tinnitus. Nobody ever once tested me for ADHD. As an adult I’ve become convinced that I have ADHD and that it explains a lot about me, about my childhood, about everything. I’ll just add this to the ever-increasing pile. It has its own room now.

This would explain a lot for me too, I can hear the power strip near my bed, the kitchen appliances, etc. People think I’m joking, and nothing has ever been found to be wrong with my hearing and the ear specialist I went to said I don’t have tinnitus. This would explain so much.

I wanna be in love bro I’m so bored

there’s a lot of evidence that the iliad and the odyssey were actually composed by a variety of poets through an oral tradition rather than just by one poet, so what if the homeric texts are actually just a very long game of D&D

homer, the dm: okay achilles, agamemnon has just taken away your war prize, what do you want to do achilles’ player: i roll to have a diplomatic conversation with agamemnon achilles’ player: *rolls a 1* homer: you throw the staff of speaking at agamemnon’s face and storm off to sulk with your boyfriend

Homer, the DM: Your beautiful Patroclus is dead. What do you do? Achilles’ player: I fight everyone. Homer, the DM: You can’t fight everyone. How would you even– Achilles’ player: *rolls a 20* I fight everyone. Homer, the DM: *sighs* Fine. You cut a path through the Trojan army, enemy dead strewn in your wake. Achilles’ player: How many? Homer, the DM: …lots. Enough to clog the friggin’ river with bodies. Achilles’ player: I fight the river. Homer, the DM: You. can. not. fight. the. river. Achilles’ player: *reaches for dice*

cranky because you haven’t had any prophetic dreams to aid you on your quest aren’t you

Ah, it’s all clear now

This is still so funny

Full Metal Alchemist: Motherhood