CaligulaRib

Dracula voice: I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for my lawyer, his wife, his wife’s girlfriend, his wife’s girlfriend’s fiancé and their extra boyfriends the Cowboy and the doctor and the doctor’s thesis advisor who knows how to kill vampires for some reason!

#oh una o'connor would be SO good at shrieking filth!!!!putrescence!!!!! i can see and hear her performance in high def in my mind cinema (via @6797968625078)

the older i get, the more i appreciate the competency and cooperativeness of those politicians who got together to kill caesar 

60 agreed to kill him and only 23 followed through with the plan, if I remember correctly.

i’m american do you know how siked i would be to get 23 senators to agree on direct action 

According to Christopher Andrew apparently only one stroke was actually fatal

that is exactly as effective as I expect most political action to be tbh

I think it’s my duty to tell the world that not only a single stab was fatal, but also a bunch of those senators accidentally stabbed each other (and some of them died because of the wounds) cause they were panicking so much while attacking Caesar

this is it. this is the taxpayers money in action. incredible.

Where are our 408,022 notes then?

give us a minute, the narnia blog didn’t get there over night. this is the slow build website

Sometimes posts don't take off, and that's just our cross to bear

My Bearother in Christ please make this happen