bleh :3

College is like you’re vibing with the only girl in a class talking about music and then shes like “I don’t support abortion” and then you have to continue to see this person multiple times a week

Normalise being perpendicular to the tangent of a curve.

Normalize having a unit length of one.

please stop faking your ketamine addiction she’s not online bro

hozier should start producing some harsh noise wall to keep those cottagecore bitches on their toes

this right here is the only motherfucker i respect

adam and eve

You’re 42???? I thought you were 22???? drop the skincare routine, honey!!!

You know, people always tell me that I have the skin of somebody in their twenties :)

Whose skin was it before you had it?

You stole Frodos skin?????

sorry for trying to kill and murder you its just that my laundry wasnt dry even though i put it in for a full cycle and it sent me into an apoplectic haze :/ you know how it is