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That thing about how cats think humans are big kittens is a myth, yāknow.
Itās basically born of false assumptions; folks were trying to explain how a naturally solitary animal could form such complex social bonds with humans, and the explanation they settled on is āitās a displaced parent/child bondā.
The trouble is, cats arenāt naturally solitary. We just assumed they were based on observations of European wildcats - but housecats arenāt descended from European wildcats. Theyāre descended from African wildcats, which are known to hunt in bonded pairs and family groupings, and that social tendency is even stronger in their domesticated relatives. The natural social unit of the housecat is a colony: a loose affiliation of cats centred around a shared territory held by alliance of dominant females, who raise all of the colonyās kittens communally.
Itās often remarked that dogs understand that humans are different, while cats just think humans are big, clumsy cats, and thatās totally true - but they regard us as adult colonymates, not as kittens, and all of their social behaviour toward us makes a lot more sense through that lens.
The like to cuddle because communal grooming is how cats bond with colonymates - it establishes a shared scent-identity for the colony and helps clean spots that they canāt easily reach on their own.
They bring us dead animals because cats transport surplus kills back to the colonyās shared territory for consumption by pregnant, nursing, or sick colonymates who canāt easily hunt on their own. Indeed, thatās why they kill so much more than they individually need - itās not for fun, but to generate enough surplus kills to sustain the colonyās non-hunting members.
Theyāre okay with us messing with their kittens because communal parenting is the norm in a colony setting, and us being colonymates in their minds automatically makes us co-parents.
Itās even why many cats are so much more tolerant toward very small children, as long as those children are related to one of their regular humans: they can tell the difference between human adults and human ākittensā, and your kittens are their kittens.
Basically, youāre going to have a much easier time getting a handle on why your cat does why your cat does if you remember that the natural mode of social organisation for cats is not as isolated solitary hunters, but as a big communal catpile - and for that purpose, you count as a cat.
This just in - cats are communists.

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Had an art jam session with Mr. Calvin Patimeteeporn last night. We decided to draw Pokemon gym leader Misty! These were the sketches I did!Ā
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Ok so itās the classic story of a young maiden wants a thing and a witch is like āpromise me your first born childā and the maidens like ākā and that should be enough but no the witch keeps coming around like āyo whereās my first born child plsā and the maiden is like ābitch I donāt even have a boyfriendā and the witch keeps coming back and being like āhowās the bf search?ā And just being generally annoying. then she just keeps coming round and hanging out and they fall in love and the first born child is already the witches and everyone lives happily ever after
# okay but like just imagine right? # the witch keeps coming round Ā and sheās not super pushy but just kind of annoying dammit she has a reputation to keep you know? # its hard out there for a witch and Getting Someoneās Firstborn is a p Big Deal in the community so sheās not letting this go # so anyway one day she shows up at the Maidens hut and the girlās a mess right? red eyes used tissues and a bunch of chocolate # and the witch Ā is alarmed like āwhat the hell were you attacked?ā and the girl tells her about this really handsome good looking guy # and how sweet he was and how he brought her favorite type of flowers and made her feel so special⦠well turns out # he was doing the same with three other women and trying to get their land # and the witch is just like āOh honey Iām so sorry men are pigsā and then cleans the girlsā house up and makes her a pie # (witches are excellent at baking) and lets the girl rant about how horrible he was and then says āwell what do you want to do about it?ā # the Ā girl just goes 'wha?ā and the witch says 'look this oneās totally free i consider it community service you want a new frog or a stone?ā # and thatās the story of how the girl got a very useful nanny goat that kept the lawn trimmed and gave a lot of nice milk # soon enough the witch was Ā just coming round for tea and gossip and turns out the girl grew some of the best herbs for the witches spells # and the witch knows sheās falling in love but she knows the girl doesnāt feel the same way (lol the girl totally does) but sheās # determined to fulfill her part of the bargain so she tells the witch Ā she found a possible husband - its the local baron # and the witch is horrified because heās rich yeah but she knows heās cruel so she frantically tries to release the girl from her bargain # and the girl is all 'no you said you need this!ā and there is a lot of Very Tense Dialog and the witch finally cries # 'I donāt care about the deal I love you!ā the girl just looks at her for a minute and goes 'you idiot why didnāt you say anythingā # and kisses her # they live happily ever after the endĀ (@Racethewind10)
Big shout out to Ireland for this one by Arthur
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[calm voice]Ā āIreland has got to be home to some of the worldās most unbelievably pointless [yelling] FUCKING TRAFFIC LIGHTS!!!ā

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Oh, fuck. Goodwill has so many Mask tapes
Ok, well, really they only have 3 different The Mask Animated Series tapes, but why do they have so many copies? Who donated these and why did they have them? Oh, fuck, now I have a lot of Mask tapesā¦
69 Mask tapes to be exact. They were all unopened. I donāt even have a VCR. Even if I did, I wouldnāt need to buy every copy they had. Why did I do this? Well, letās get them out and play with themā¦
This is not very much fun.
Every tape comes with the most incredible coupon. Some tapes actually came with two, so thank you very much, packaging errors.Ā
The true bummer here is that these coupons expired 20 years ago. The $3 refund does not appear to be worth the effort and I wonder if anyone ever bothered. You had to buy 4 Totinoās pizzas, pizza rolls, or hearty pockets between 10/24/95 and 5/31/96, include the upc from the packages, the receipts from when you purchased those awful food products with the awful food products circled, this coupon, the proof of purchase tab from the Mask box and the receipt from when you purchased the tape during the previously mentioned dates. If anyone did this for $3, I would like to hear from you. Print out this post, take a picture of you eating the printout instead of a Totinoās party pizza, pizza rolls, or hearty pocket, and email it to me with a short story describing how you spent your hard earned $3. Anyway, I guess Iāll epoxy the tapes together and start coating them in resin.
Yes, and do something with those stupid coupons.
TOTINOāS PIZZA ROLLS SMMOKINā! Now do it several times.
I canāt just throw away the boxes either. That would be terribly wasteful.
Surprisingly, I had more than enough tapes to do what I wanted to do, but the boxes came up short, so the other side of this had to be a little different.Ā
I suppose this is good, because one day I might want to know what Iām missing out on, having ruined nearly all of the precious tapes. I can just look at this side and read what the episodes were about. I think I watched some of this cartoon when I was a kid. I fucking loved the movie when it came out, so Iām pretty sure I watched this show. Anyway, whatās next?
Oh. I guess Iām really bad at taking pictures of the process. Itās a bookcase. There was only one tape I didnāt have to open.
Maybe Iāll get a VCR one day so I can watch this tape.
Thereās just one more thing.
Bookcases are usually just so damn boring.Ā
Now I need Dark Horse to print some nice Library Editions of The Mask, because the out of print Omnibuses are Fuck That expensive online. Maybe if I hadnāt spent so much money on old tapes, epoxy, resin, glue, and christmas lights, I could buy one or two of the omnibuses in questionable condition, but then where would I put the books? I now have the perfect place to put as many Library Editions as it takes. Get on it, Dark Horse.