Dr. Tweenus Gonzo's Chumpland

I just did it again. It's Kraft Heinz that owns Kool-Aid. I just used the "contact us" form on their website like last time. I checked my email because I remembered getting a message saying my information was being passed on to whoever might be in charge of hiring me to draw a comic about Kool-Aid Man. I contacted them in 2022. I hope the person in charge of Kool-Aid marketing now is a fan of nonsense comics. Anyway, feel free to post on all your social medias things like, "my goodness, I sure would enjoy a comic about Kool-Aid Man drawn by that guy who draws That's Nelson Eggs!" and then tag the companies involved and also mention that I should be paid a lot of money to do it, like a ton, like I'm going to have to get another bank account because my first one is suddenly full and my bank has to say, "no more, please."

Gonna get me a job that doesn't exist

I still haven't printed this and mailed it to the address they gave me because that involves spending real money on a dead end joke, but I'm sure if I just keep sharing it on Tumblr and adding nothing to it, nothing will happen but I won't have spent money on this.

I just did it again. It's Kraft Heinz that owns Kool-Aid. I just used the "contact us" form on their website like last time. I checked my email because I remembered getting a message saying my information was being passed on to whoever might be in charge of hiring me to draw a comic about Kool-Aid Man. I contacted them in 2022. I hope the person in charge of Kool-Aid marketing now is a fan of nonsense comics. Anyway, feel free to post on all your social medias things like, "my goodness, I sure would enjoy a comic about Kool-Aid Man drawn by that guy who draws That's Nelson Eggs!" and then tag the companies involved and also mention that I should be paid a lot of money to do it, like a ton, like I'm going to have to get another bank account because my first one is suddenly full and my bank has to say, "no more, please."

Gonna get me a job that doesn't exist

I just did it again. It's Kraft Heinz that owns Kool-Aid. I just used the "contact us" form on their website like last time. I checked my email because I remembered getting a message saying my information was being passed on to whoever might be in charge of hiring me to draw a comic about Kool-Aid Man. I contacted them in 2022. I hope the person in charge of Kool-Aid marketing now is a fan of nonsense comics. Anyway, feel free to post on all your social medias things like, "my goodness, I sure would enjoy a comic about Kool-Aid Man drawn by that guy who draws That's Nelson Eggs!" and then tag the companies involved and also mention that I should be paid a lot of money to do it, like a ton, like I'm going to have to get another bank account because my first one is suddenly full and my bank has to say, "no more, please."

Gonna get me a job that doesn't exist

I'm publishing these through ingramspark. I can only make direct links like the one I've posted for people in the US and UK, but they are available to order from the places listed here. So, Australians, for example, could order it here and not have to worry about international shipping.

I'm publishing these through ingramspark. I can only make direct links like the one I've posted for people in the US and UK, but they are available to order from the places listed here. So, Australians, for example, could order it here and not have to worry about international shipping.