Caleb & Carpet

I'd rather be kicked in the balls than told that lizards don't have boobs

Please.

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

reblog to absolutely bap prev to death with your paws

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"