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2: the mullet. It’s just so iconic. Let it flow beautifully in the wind

However, there is definitely a missed opportunity for non-mullet young adult Stan. Just imagine there’s some big dramatic thing going on and ford’s just like “Stanley. Stanley I know we are on the run from the mob. And perhaps this shouldn’t be my priority. But now that we have a moment that we aren’t physically running, I NEED to shave that god awful mustache”

And Stan’s just like. Ford. The only reason we are not physically running right now is because. Let me remind you. I have a STAB wound. One you are putting pressure on right now. The wound currently painting the insane of my baby (the stanleymobile) red.

Ford: right, right.

Ford: fiddleford, do we have a razor? Hair cutting scissors? Anything to get rid of this monstrosity?

Fiddleford, driving white knuckled: Stanferd. I swear to all that is holy. If you make me look back there again for anything not essential, I am going to crash this car.

Stan: the stab wound. Please.

Ford: I cannot focus on dressing your stab wound with this bushy monstrosity in the way. Moses, Stanley, it’s like a squirrel crawled up on your face and died!

Stanley: then stop looking at my face, and START LOOKING AT THE STAB WOUND

Ford: I’m sorry Stanley but I just CANT FOCUS IN THESE CONDITIONS—WHY WOULD YOU—ITS JUST TERRIBLE, WHY WOULD YOU GROW THIS OUT

Stanley: ford, howsabout you focus my INSIDES from becoming my OUTSIDES!

Fiddleford: Stanley, I swear if I hav ta’ listen to any more of yer colorful descriptions, I’m gonna HURL

Stan: DAMMIT FORD, THERES SURGICAL SCISSORS IN MY FIRST AID KIT—JUST SNIP THEM OFF ALREADY IF YOURE GONNA BE SUCH A BABY ABOUT IT—

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Ford: you know, I think this half removed mustache might honestly be more distracting—we really ought to shave it properly the moment this car stops—

Stan: you MOTHERFUCKER—JUST STITCH MY STAB WOUND ALREADY—

Ford: but Stanley, THERES HAIR EVERYWHERE NOW—

Stanley: little hair in th’ wound ain’t gonna kill me, BLEEDING OUT WILL

Superman vs The Parasite~

He makes sourdough, and he has his own starter. Now Stanley says he doesn't care about this starter. "It's just a jar of wet flour, why would I care?"

This is a lie. This is a lie and everyone but Stan knows this. If this starter died or went lost, he would be devastated.

So naturally, one of the subplots in a 2013 episode if this was a TV show would be one of the niblings losing it, and they have to team up with Ford to get Stanley's 30-year old sourdough starter back before he notices because if he does he'll be devastated.

Amazing. 10/10 idea.

Everyone knows Stan cares so so much about his starter he got when he started his baking hobby 'for no reason'. They know this because when he gets snappy about anyone else so much as moving it out of the way and how much care he puts into taking care of it, amongst many other not so subtle signs. Stan doesn't see it though. Its just a jar of wet flour, he can get more.

I think the funniest way for this to happen is if Mabel or Dipper (probably Dipper) trade Stan's jar of 'wet flour' for some dohicky thinking its no big deal, and then Ford rolls up to see the thing they traded, curiously asks what they used to bargain for it, and gets pale when they (again, probably Dipper) tells him he got this thing in exchange for that jar of 'wet goop in the kitchen'.

And then its a endless day of fetch quest type shenanigans as the first person traded it for something else who traded it for something else, and they both have to track down the next person and do some sort of mini quest to get them to spill on what they did with it.

They do manage to do this, but not without losing the thing that was traded in the first place. Ford tells them (Dipper) that he's proud of them for giving up this thing they (Dipper) wanted, and that Stan would be devastated if it went missing.

"I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Superman."

catradora in a nutshell 😌

He's not lying on purpose to trick others, he genuinely believes it

Even said it to Ranma's face one time he happened to run into him

Got sent flying, he still says it

Shampoo, after getting over Ranma, thinks he's a fucking idiot and they haven't talked since

Ukyo stayed on friendly terms, on the other hand

Also thinks he's a fucking idiot though

Shinnosuke thinks back fondly to the little time he shared with Akane, too bad he never told her how he felt, but he was such a shy boy at the time

Ryoga's not delusional about taking Akane away from Ranma anymore, but still stutters when talking to her if they happen to meet

Akane still wonders why he seems to only to that with her

Kodachi doesn't even remember Ranma's face, she's haracrushed on over 500 guys after him before getting with the white lily

If prompted to recall "the martial artist with the pigtail from when she was 16" she'll eventually reply with "oh yes, he kept pestering me, some people really can't get a clue"

Ranma has grown and matured so he won't chase Kodachi around to reminder of the truth