of moons, birds and monsters

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

"Whats your favorite genre" i just Listen to music i like man I dont kno w

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

numbah one rule of headaches is keep looking at that screen and turn the brightness alllllllllll the way up… and a little electronic music couldn’t hurt.. if that’s your style

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

hey has anyone found a way to act on your desires without opening yourself to failure

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables