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My reaction to a random drawing that shows up for a second ingame needs to be studied BECAUSE OH MY GOD I WAS WATCHING THE SPEEDPAINT AND TWEAKINNNNN
I love how everyone else’s (except for Shed and 1x) had like bittersweet/happy scenes while these two are just in the trenches of yaouri
iris going to superhell after witnessing the local yaouri become doomed
I CAN SAVE AFAB TWO TIME I SWEAR!!!!
For those who somehow have not been spoiled on Two Time's deadname, stop reading
FUCKING THOMAS?!?!?!? Ok. ok. Im not mad at this name for itself IM MAD THAT ITS RUINING MY HEADCANONS FAHHHHH!!! I cant be the only one that read them as AFAB right???
Whatever. Here's how I'm going to fix it because this will never die (unlike Azure, cough). Two Time was born a girl but named Thomas by their parents because I feel it in my soul that TFHFTR (the cult) is hella misogynistic and pressured them to act like a man. I think they would have the realization that they hated being a boy but also being a girl and used their free will token to be nonbinary. This is why they didnt have free will with killing Azure /j
Theres my cope!!! Its not looking good for us, fellas
I wasn’t joking about my phone blowing up btw
Like wtf is this bro 😭😭😭 Last time I was this popular was when I made a post obsessing over a random background character when hazbin season 2 came out dawg

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Ok I might get shot out back for this but hot take, Lime probably isn’t a chubby character. They are shown to be the only crewmate able to fit in the vents even without squish bone syndrome. As Black demonstrates later in the show, they cannot even fit their mass into the vent so it stands to reason that Lime is probably pretty thin.
Here’s where I go off the deep end with theories tho. Yall are going to have to hear me out for this but what about ED Lime? They have been shown to not trust things because of the whole conspiracy thing but what if that also extends to food. They were shown in the first episode to sneak the pizza. I don’t know a lot about eating disorders but I think it could be an interesting take on the character. (Also if we wanted to go down a Blime route with this it could be Blue helping Lime eat food and stay nutritioned)
1) All the amongi are the same size.
2) "even without squish bone syndrome" ??? They've never been known to not have it. What?
3) Black not being able to fit isn't unique to them. Literally no other crewmates besides Lime can go into the vents, which is explicitly due to their aforementioned condition and not their size, of which, again, all of the crewmates are the same.
4) Not wanting a character to be fat isn't a "hot take." It truly is the status quo.
5) "Eating disorder" don't exclusively refer to conditions related to undereating or starvation. Additionally, fat people can have all types of eating disorders. Eating disorders or lack thereof don't correspond to size.
6) Every time I see someone say this, which has been multiple times despite me only having seen like 1 or 2 drawings where Lime is fatter than most other crewmates, I draw that amogus wider.
Ok I think I should make an addendum to my post seeing your reblog with genuinely good points. I hope I can explain my point of view with this and make clear that this is my perspective and literally nobody has to follow it. I put it on the internet and people read it and if you don’t like it that’s fine. Ima just go through all the points below from my view, read if you like
1) I was meaning in gijinka art where they are humanized. Yeah they are all the same size in the show cuz that’s just the shape the beans are. However, I do like seeing different shapes and sizes when it comes to gijinkas for more representation as well as interesting character design.
2 and 3) Ok I think I phrased this bad and didn’t do it properly. My interpretation on the syndrome in the show was that it allowed them to traverse throughout the vents easily and worming through the bends. With my read my argument makes sense. It is absolutely ok if you didnt interpret it the same as me
4) I do agree with this point as a concept but i don’t think it stands in this argument. I have seen a lot of fanart of gijinka Lime as a fat character. In my opinion it was a little bit of a hot take for this character. Every interpretation is fine tho once again. It was never my intention to like put down other people for drawing them a different way.
5) All of that is true and I never claimed it wasn’t. My example was purely in relation to the character. This section literally had nothing to do with their size at this point because of my rambling tendencies. I never intended for it to be read as how you did. And that’s ok, we all have different views. But intentions only go so far when someone doesn’t view writing that way and I apologize for that.
6) Finally, connecting to my point from 4, I PERSONALLY have seen a lot of art of fat or chubbier Lime. It genuinely doesn’t matter what you choose for your design or headcanon. I am a teenager throwing my opinions and ideas out into the world and I make mistakes. I sincerely apologize that this has made you this upset.
Also to your point about leaving it back in 2016, it legit isn’t even the same?? I’m confused about that part.
I post a few times about Lime and now my notifs are actually blowing up oh my god
Ha! You fools! My Among Us Show posting was really just a ploy to show you more of my Artfight attacks!! /j I rlly like the show and need to yap
ANYGAYS! Here’s my third attack! The character shown is K (in human form) by DoodleKat7. Go show them some love since I was their first defense!! https://artfight.net/~DoodleKat7
TW: Lots of blood
An art gifting game
Ok I might get shot out back for this but hot take, Lime probably isn’t a chubby character. They are shown to be the only crewmate able to fit in the vents even without squish bone syndrome. As Black demonstrates later in the show, they cannot even fit their mass into the vent so it stands to reason that Lime is probably pretty thin.
Here’s where I go off the deep end with theories tho. Yall are going to have to hear me out for this but what about ED Lime? They have been shown to not trust things because of the whole conspiracy thing but what if that also extends to food. They were shown in the first episode to sneak the pizza. I don’t know a lot about eating disorders but I think it could be an interesting take on the character. (Also if we wanted to go down a Blime route with this it could be Blue helping Lime eat food and stay nutritioned)
Ok… counter point:
(this is a joke all Lime body type headcanons are good and valid :])
Shiii… you right /silly
Headcanon designs for Lime and Blue because I love them
More sketches of Lime below cut because I love them (with a lovely side of Blime)

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Ok I might get shot out back for this but hot take, I don’t think Lime is a chubby character. They are shown to be the only crewmate able to fit in the vents even without squish bone syndrome. (Note that I see SBS as a wiggly bone rather than a compressible one) As Black demonstrates later in the show, they cannot even fit their mass into the vent so it stands to reason that Lime is probably pretty thin.
Here’s where I go off the deep end with theories tho. Yall are going to have to hear me out for this but what about ED Lime? They have been shown to not trust things because of the whole conspiracy thing but what if that also extends to food. They were shown in the first episode to sneak the pizza. I don’t know a lot about eating disorders but I think it could be an interesting take on the character. (Also if we wanted to go down a Blime route with this it could be Blue helping Lime eat food and stay nutritioned)
Stupid drawing I did because these losers both exfoliate with sand.
This show had ZERO fucking oversight it’s actually good
They’re all nonbinary
There’s an entire section of just among us VR
The animation for the imposter is noticeably better than the rest of the show
There’s a 12 Angry Men bit
Most of the crewmates hate capitalism
There’s completely unnecessary amounts of blood and sorta brutal deaths
The characters cuss and occasionally flip each other off
Absolutely dumb visual gags
There’s an entire half an episode where they get high on oxygen deprivation and hamster pile naked
During that same bit one of the crew mates is just played by a guy in an inflatable costume in front of a green screen
And all of it is just played completely fucking straight
And despite this, it is tv-pg for some fucking reason
Day #2’s attack!!! Character featured is @just-a-joey’s rendition of iTrapped! I’ve loved her art so much since the og Pressure era and I’m so excited to have made this!! This one took a lot of figuring out for the pose and positioning but we got there :p Hope yall like it! See yall tmrw!
First attack of the month!! The oc drawn is Guillermo by Quinnamon. Hope everyone has a lovely artfight!! >_<

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What if the Moon is supposed to represent Queenie (or at least her love for their creation) and therefore, the sun is kinger hence the “I’m gonna kill you” line foreshadowing but idk idk man
This is so half baked this is stupid pretend I didn’t say anything
New pfp just dropped yall!! Here’s the drawing +speedpaint!