cake-and-glory

normalize being out of the loop...... like what is even going on lol

For some people, life doesn’t truly begin until they’re 26-30. The way we romanticize and obsess over youth is super harmful. Your life is not over at 21, I promise you. It’s just beginning

all i’m saying is the le creuset signature dutch oven in fig would make me normaler

You hmmm, but studies have shown that reintroducing babushkas makes the entire ecosystem healthier.

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

real tumblr veterans know this isnt even the ORIGINAL crave that mineral post, it’s a repost by the randy your sticks person because the OP of the true original supported child slavery and practiced therapy without a license

oh to be a small mouse in a pastoral children’s novel who lives in a hollowed out tree stump and does nothing but collect dewdrops and sweep their doorstep with a feather

and carve one strawberry into slices like it’s a ham

you get it

aagh im so pissed. my fucking parents sold my baby shoes befroe i even got a chance to wear them

if instead it was “do you like penis coladas”. that would be fucked up and wrong on so many levels. but it merits discussion.

sorry also

and getting cock in the rain