but if I guy said this about a girl ??? ? ??

but if a mouse said this about a kia sorento ??? ? ??

I wish plankton just finesse the krabby patty formula so I can stop watching this shit bro its been 17 years

both, they’re lesbians on honeymoon and red wife is so happy she’s serenading. they love each other so much

Having sex outside sounds pretty adventurous but what if a bug crawl up ya asshole then what you gone do 

Threesome

Stop

i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle and fall in love with a cute wizard

me (deep in the woods, dragging dufflebag of Kraft Singles™  and hopelessly lost): where’s totoro

and girls are just so fucking strong. they are just so so strong. they are so emotionally strong. they are so kind. and generous. and understanding. the empathy of girls is amazing. they are so sweet to each other. they are so warm and forgiving. they are brave and smart. they are so capable and beautiful. i am so here for every single girl in the whole world. bless girls. praise girls. they are everything. 

I dont want a career and I hate working. There I said it

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look