my precum tastes like pepsi cola

this is a nightmare

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

I know this place in California that I really think you’d like

this s the funniest post on this website

what the fuck is this

is this gameplay footage

I just love tall, skinny guys and idk why. Like muscle doesn’t matter to me at all.

moo

who is she?

Marie Kondo

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried