level 12 territory

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world