A new trend is people announcing theme parks that don't really exist, with AI concept art, vague promises of interactivity, and unbelievable time tables, often promising to open a massive theme park in the space of the year. It is, after all, incredibly easy to throw together some buildings and roller coasters and say "hey, I could build this, give me money"
This, of course, brings me to Dracula Land.
Investors are being sought NOW to bring Dracula Land to life!
In a year. Maybe two. To bring all of this to life
The arena is boring...but then you enter
This will be the FIRST ever Dracula theme park, the first classic monsters theme park to open anywhere, since this May
There are multiple areas: Moonlight District, Family Kingdom (for kiddie rides)...
...and Transylvania, whose video is endlessly buffering for me, but thankfully a website got screencaps
Then we have! Dracula's Castle
Dracula's Castle is, of course, an augmented reality attraction
What's the fifth land, then?
It's the French Quarter, of course!
This area supposedly features the "WEREWOLF RUN MULTI-LAUNCH COASTER 4D CINEMA JAZZ CELEBRATION" but the video is...literally just the French Quarter. But sloppified
What's the FINAL land of Dracula Land? It's somewhere dark and terrifying:
They've got ALL the sights!
The Bettles! From Liverpol! With a crowd cheering in perfect unison!
A wee mascot taking the kids while the adults on the sidewalk don't move!
THE TERRIFYING GOTHIC SPIRIT OF DRACULA LIVES
(Supposedly this area has the "VAMPIRE HUNTER TRAINING PARKOUR & OBSTACLE COURSE", but of course, we don't see that)
Their Fashion District has all the brands
FIRRIGAHO. FI[symbols] who are calling for rescue! SOS! SOS! HELP!
Okay, it doesn't come through in a screencap, but: everyone in this shot but the bartender is frozen in place
There's a family hotel too, which is p. boring, so I don't think there's anything else her
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER, A WHOLE ASS RACE TRACK
F1 RACING PAST DRACULA'S CASTLE
Well that's it then it can't
Oh? What's next? What's next after the castle slide with an endless stream of people coming down it?
But what kind of game IS Dracula Land?
WHERE YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
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