Not enthused? Just feeling used? Oh, what a GODDAMN SHAME!

Plz tell me you took him home and have a new per gengar.

i'm not qualified to provide adequate enrichment for a trash gengar also I know for a fact he was recently hit in the face with a bag of dog poop

Update please I am begging you

I did not realize that someone had comic-ed the story. That's very endearing.

Advisor where 2 find sexy hot single knights looking 4 prince. Advisor show me single knights in my area. Advisor plan a trip to nearest jousting. Advisor bring forth my sluttiest linen shirt

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

This one hurts.

hi mutual who’s cooler than me hi hi please don’t shoot me with a gun

the problem with voice acting these days is that nobody sounds properly fucked up anymore. every time they need someone to play a weird guy or a creature it's just some dude with a traditional handsome guy voice gargling a little. it's like trying to use a picrew to make an old person.

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

Digital circus' biggest problem is that it was written to be a niche show aimed at weird analytical queers with actual media literacy and it accidentally blew tf up and hit the mainstream and a bunch of people who have never had a second thought about anything got into it

This show isn't for people who watch marvel movies it's for the people doing 3 hour video essays about Utena or some shit