this too shall pass but like… when

guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

ten minutes in bus stop time is equivalent to about 45 minutes in normal time

i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love

BORN to hang out with mutuals FORCED to internet safety

this is how i walk around my house with the new headphones i bought

Hi Elon: please add a decreasing counter bar in the corner of the screen so I know how many posts left I can view. Because having a health bar on twitter would be the only funny thing you can do right now

Gonna start using tumblr like twitter. Sorry in advance to the tumblr purists

No tags, reply to my own posts, etc. We die like rebels.

me rn